Crickets...

One of the teachers has a bearded dragon in her room. Every morning her students come to my room to get the lettuce to feed this dragon (it's in my fridge. The lettuce, not the dragon). Well today we got through the day, went to a meeting in the library, and back to the classrooms. We have bathrooms that connect all of the rooms together. Basically each classroom has a boys and a girls, but share that bathroom with the room next to it.

We hear "chirp chirp"ish sounds coming from our bathroom AND...

The crickets, which are also dragon food, got dumped out or something and have nested in a few of the bathrooms, nowhere to be found! They must have burrowed into the rotted molding in there because we can hear them, but can't see them!

FYI- the bearded dragon's name is FLUFFY!

What would it be like...

In lit block we were talking about how life would be if the world had no cars. We were chatting and one student was waiting patiently to make his comment.

"If the world had no cars, there woudn't be any fat people... like my mom!"

And I kid you not... from the mouth of a 2nd grader.